He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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