I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Randomize
