dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
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I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Enjoy the penises
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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