I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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