their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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