I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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