on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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