Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
How external is "for external use only"?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
