How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Randomize
