no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
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The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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