isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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