i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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