Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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