What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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