It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
