By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
