I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
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saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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