If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
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the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
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I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
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