If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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