You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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