he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I still have a little drunk in my system
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Randomize
