Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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