does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Randomize
