Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
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I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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