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I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
barbara walters just said penis...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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