I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
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I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
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I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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