Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
