i was rollin on her like bob the builder
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Green mimosas i think yes
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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