She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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