Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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