I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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