my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
You dont lie about slip and slides
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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