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We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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