I'm eating all of the evidence.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Someone signed my nipple.
Randomize