i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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