just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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