Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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