i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
im six kinds of drunk right now
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
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she pinky promised me she was 18
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
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I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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