Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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