he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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