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There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
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So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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