I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
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Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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