Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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