He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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