Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Randomize
