Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I have aggressive nipples.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Randomize
