I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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