Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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