I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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