Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
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If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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