Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
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No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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