Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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