remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
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I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
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I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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