Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
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Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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